Chief Unkawanka

Chief is the wisest of all. Chief create everything and knows the answer to any question. He gives excellent advice always and can be trusted completely. Chief loves metal, beer, ATV's and blowing shit up. He only comes out when the GREAT ONE is incredibly intoxicated. Shizzle is a word he often uses while dancing crazily and pretending to fly. When Chief get excited he urinate into the sky screaming SHIZZLE BIZZLE!!!

Chuck: Chief Unkawanka I beg of you to splain me some knowledge.
Chief: OK Chief tell you. Chief say man who fish in other woman's well often catch crab.
Chuck: Chief you are truly the wisest and most endowed of them all.

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