The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
The result of fingering a girl on her period
Dude! Donโt shake my hand with those chili fingers!
gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.
"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"
"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"
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Chili you can find at the popular fast food restaurant, Wendy's. Named after a woman placed a severed thumb in her chili, then tried to blame it on Wendy's to collect a large cash settlement.
"Let's go to Wendy's"
"Ooh, yeah, I want some finger chili!"
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Inserting your finger(s) into a vagina with the intention of soliciting a sexual response.
Question: Dude, did you get laid last night? Response: No, but I did get some Finger Chili.
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When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.
Patrick: Hey sweetheart, Iโm at Wendyโs right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as theyโll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.