When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.
"Hey, my family reunion is his weekend, should I pull a Chilly Billy with the Willy?"
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