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When a heavy smoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.
Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch.
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(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.
At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.
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Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole
Did you know Sean has pink eye?
Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.
Serves him right.
a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their penis
gary glitter is a chimney sweep
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slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.
Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
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sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
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the act of inserting a wang it to a snach that has been dormant for many...many of years!
Bon qui qui could use a good chimney sweeping, her hubby has been limp since 76'!
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