china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.

Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"

bad china day

A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.

I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.

Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.

A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.

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