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Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis
Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!
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Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.
After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap
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When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
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The act of an uncircumcised penis using its foreskin to cover and lock in a circumcised penis head of another man
Khristian: bro, did you hear what Rufus did to Shane at his wedding?
Rich: no bro, what happened?!
Khristian: Rufus went and gave Shane a Chinese finger trap.
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When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.
"Fuck this midget has us in a Chinese Finger Trap!"
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When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other.... Finding yourself trapped holding back two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really turned Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
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When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.
Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.
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