Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.

Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

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Chipotle syndrome

some symptoms include :
Diarrhea

Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes

Heartburn
Nausea

Excessive vomiting

You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.

Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!

Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS)

What occurs after you eat Chipotle. The act of vomiting perfusely through the asshole after devouring a Chipotle Mexican Burrito.

Me: Bro whats wrong with you today?

Mike: I am suffering from Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) today dude, why do you have to call me out like that? I have the toilet ring imprinted on my ass cheeks dude.

Me: Enough said man.

Mike: Yeah...brb.

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Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you

As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker