Man-chip

A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.

Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!

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potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him

Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.

chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.

Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"