Choc Nose

To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.

You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!

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choc nosed

To rub your Ass hole on someones nose...could also incorporate a fart in the face

What a drunk idiot..Give him a choc nose when he passes out.

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choc-nose

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so

1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee

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