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The act of shoving rock candy up one's anus, then defecating on another's chest.
Man 1: What's your favorite part of the day?
Man 2: Well, I would have to say its when the secretary, Margaret, Chocolate Diamonds me during our lunch break.
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When sleeping on the bottom bunk and the top bunk occupier takes a shit and it slides down the blinds to the bottom bunkbed.
Brandon: "hey man im about to send some Chocolate Diamonds down your way".
Anthony: "I hope you got your fiber today!"
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A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.
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An urban term that refers to when any male, Puerto Rican or darker, is "seeding" a woman. Often times this is heard backstage at Ruben Studdard concerts or at the house of any of the Kardashians.
Hey bitch, don't spit that out...thems Chocolate Diamonds!
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The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!
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A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.