Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

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