n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.
Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!
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A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.
I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.
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Verb. 1) Taking a shit in your woman's vagina.
"Yo Steve, yesterday I gave Yolanda the chocolate chunky train. It took that bitch two days to clean out her cooch!"
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The act of defecating on ones chest while wearing a conductors hat and having them yell "CHOO CHOO" while strangling ones throat and having ones canine observe.
John and I were making love when I suddenly felt a warm substance on my chest and I heard him yell "CHOO CHOO"!! I think he just performed a "Chocolate Choo Choo Train" because he was wearing his conductors hat and he made my dog Nibbles stay in the room.
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