chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

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Chocolate Waldo

Taking a shit secretly on a plate and hiding it in the trash leaving everyone trying to figure out where the shitty smell is coming from

Why does the bus smell so fucking bad? I bet someone left a Chocolate Waldo!