Chode Gargler

One who sucks such an exorbitant amount of chode that he/she has achieved 'gargler' status, meaning that he/she, instead of gargling on mouthwash in the morning and night, gargles on a massive chode instead. Indicators of a chode gargler is an extremely large mouth, as it has been stretched by the chode.

"Hey man you're teeth look really yellow, have you been using mouthwash?"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"

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