choke on a dick

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.

Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!

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choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.

damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!

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choke on a dick musubi

An expression of dislike or extreme dislike for another person.

This expression originated from audience reaction of an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is repulsed by the some Hawaiian cuisine, specifically Spam musubi and poi.

Andrew Zimmern thinks that spam musubi is repulsive? He can choke on a dick musubi!

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choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

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