Chokin the chicken

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

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chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

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chokin' da chicken

a males version of masturbation.

yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

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