Chom

n. Dumb mammal. Big idiot.

-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.

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Chom

Chom: (Noun) or Child of Media
Reference to someone raised by a television. Someone who is constantly texting or always on facebook.

Chomming: (Verb)
Texting instead of listening to someone while they talk. Walking across the street while looking at a phone.
Wearing a bluetooth headset while eating. Taking real life situations and referencing them to films or other media.
Communicating to your spouse, that you live with, on the internet.

The guy was such a Chom, he walked into the street Chomming on his phone and got hit by a bike.

Bill just chommed on facebook to his wife, don’t they live together?

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Chom

Technical term for a hefty clump of ginger pubes. Comes from the Latin chomni meaning 'fire tuft'.

Hey bro get a load of this!
Hey man that's f*cking disgusting wtf
I know man it's some chom I grabbed earlier!

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Chom

Hurry, come

Chom on or I might change my mind

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Chom

A colloquialism for chocolate milk.

Kid 1- can I have some chom?
Kid 2-No.

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Chom

The piece of skin between a mans anus and his Testicles

Wayne: Hey Adriaan!
Adriaan: Hey Wayne!
Wayne: Hoe gaan dit Chom!
Adriaan: Sies! Weet jy wat is n Chom?
Wayne: Nee!
Adriaan: Draai om en buk, dan lek ek hom
Wayne: Ooh! Dit klink lekker

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Chom

Usually a fat guy named Tom but called Chom

OMG it's frickin CHOM in the pool!

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