That one cousin your mom compares you to.
A typical Chong Lee will play at least 5 instruments and speak 4 languages.
Girls will adore him but he doesn’t want to date until he’s at least 19 to stay pure.
He’ll get perfect grades and every teacher will bow to him whenever he’s near and kiss the ground where he’s stepped.
Chong Lee is powerful and in your peripheral vision, you’ll sometimes see his stand. His power is immense.
Parent 1: “You’re such a disappointment”
Parent 2: “Why can’t you be like your cousin, Chong Lee?”
He is the best badminton player in Malaysia.
Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!
Go down to Chinatown and try find a 'chunky lee chong' that can hook you up with illegal missions for cash.
a: I heard you stopped selling?
b: yeah, i hooked up with this chunk lee chong and im getting paid $30 000 a week for 1 hours work; delivering packages.
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