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The act of caressing the balls during fellatio (or at any other appropriate time) in the right way. Not too hard, not too soft.
Bro 1: Met this girl last night, she is so hot.
Bro 2: But does she know how to chongle?
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To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.
Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!
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A word used to attack someone with great hatred or love. It varies between person to person. The differences can be identified between the use of exclaimation mark or not. Exclamation mark=bad. No exclamation mark=nice
A chongle's B!
B chongle's A
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Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017
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(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.
Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.
Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!
Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.
Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
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A sexual move wear the balls are rubbed with beef
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