Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"
"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
a thicc mf with a absolutely gigantic, voluptuous, juicy ass and a bigger heart <3
guy: damn did you see maddie, dude?
girl: Hell yeah yo!! she a lil chonk chonk fr 😮 💨