Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"

Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"

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chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

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