Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

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chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad

"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"

chopped salad

when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick

that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad

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chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)

Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)