Chorkle

The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.

It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.

Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.

Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.

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chorkled

Urban word for Chortled

I chorkled milk through my nose

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chorkle

A sardonic and sarcastic chuckle in response to a statement made by someone else. Usually slightly negative and dismissive.

Used in text-based conversation ONLY - Not verbalized. If verbalized, sounds like a "heh" or a "har".

someone says something stupid.

response: Chorkle.

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chorkling

The act of creating the 'chorkle' sound when your ass lips part, sounding something like someone dropping a grapefruit on a damp floor. Farts and poops may be much louder, but the chorkle sound is truly the 'fingers on chalkboard' sound of the elimination process.

Lord Peaches began to panic, as he hurriedly tried to finish off his relaxing wiz before the dude in the stall began chorkling in a shameless bit of pre-poop treachery.

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Chorkle

The act of choking, laughing, and crying at the same time.

Friend: If you make a funny face I might chorkle
You: The hell does that mean?