Chris Fischer

1. The father of Amy Schumer’s child

2. Conducting an act so heinous as to utterly ruin ones life

“Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”

Or

“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”