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Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.
My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.
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The host on NBC Dateline.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
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the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.
Take a seat. Right over there.
What are you doing here?
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The host of "To Catch A Predator".
He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.
Their boner-kill.
Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!
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A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
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Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
No need to fear, mothers of America, Chris Hansen is there.
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The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson
Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
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