chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.