Chris Zavala

The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.

If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.

He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.

Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.