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Will Smith smacked the shit out of him.
Who is Chris Rock?
Never heard of him until Will Smith smacked the shit out of him
Huh.
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One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
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a black comedian who was founded by eddie murphy first appeared in beverly hill cops 2 and is now one of the most succesful and funniest comedians within the modern comic age.
Chris Rock is "never scared"
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Recipient of bitch slap award from Will Smith at the 2022 Oscars ceremony.
HEY! Will Smith just bitch slapped Chris Rock on stage during live TV!
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That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith
Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."
A guy that was slapped in the fucking face by will smith
Chris Rock was slapped all the way to the pilot of everybody hates chris
An outrageously arrogant, over the top, bugget boy. A Bugget is someone who is either extremely well liked, or in this case, extremely disliked.
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