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The process in which you get Rocked at the Oscar's
Donald: hahahaha G. I Jane 2 baldilocks
Jack: *gets Chris Rocked*
People in background: *gasp* he just got Christ Rocked infront of everyone omg
Verb
1. To be hit incredibly hard
2. To face the consequences of running your mouth
“He got real disrespectful so he got his shit Chris Rocked”
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Getting slapped on network TV by Will Smith
Greg: Damn, Will Smif chris rocked chris rock
James: DF, was that Venus' nipple
Greg: Holy shxt!!
An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.
Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.
This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).
Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.
Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.
Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.
*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.
Bro#2: How Unlucky.
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Will Smith smacked the shit out of him.
Who is Chris Rock?
Never heard of him until Will Smith smacked the shit out of him
Huh.
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One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
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a black comedian who was founded by eddie murphy first appeared in beverly hill cops 2 and is now one of the most succesful and funniest comedians within the modern comic age.
Chris Rock is "never scared"
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