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christ on a crutch

Christ on a crutch: A term of disbelief or shock. Normally used dismissively.

"Christ on a crutch! Are you that stupid?"

by SherryM November 6, 2007

184πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying β€˜Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying β€˜Shit on a stick.’

β€œChrist on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: β€œChrist on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”

by logic000 July 4, 2012

869πŸ‘ 2437πŸ‘Ž


jesus christ on a crutch

meaning "ohh shit" or fuckk!!

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

by Elle and Cody! September 1, 2007

38πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".

Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

by Telephony2 June 30, 2023


Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally July 13, 2007

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 25, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017

1πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž