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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
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1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.
2.Also works with other holidays
1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
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listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
I had a great Christmas Fuck last night
Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present
Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
tom: ey yo its fucking christmas
jhon: hohoho bitch