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Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day
"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"
"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"
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The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie
Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.
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When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.
Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.
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When a christian child realizes Santa is anagram for Satan, and decides to become an atheist.
Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."
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A joke used in shooter game Team Fortress 2. Means being amazed, or shocked.
This rum is like Australian Christmas bloody miracle!
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When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.
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