Chubby Siren

An obese female that perches on rocks relaying earth shattering high-pitched wail of torment that carries on for a period of not more than it takes to deter the gaze of a full-grown adult male, after being spotted in a compromising state of undress.

OHMYFUCKGOD ROY, LOOK AWAY FROM THE CHUBBY SIREN!!!!

* immense deafening wailing heard in the background

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