Chugolos Chug

An amazing work-out drink that will make you very buff but (sometimes; not all the time) has terrible side effects such as: Skin falling off, gender change, sexuality change, eyes falling out, blood dripping from the mouth, tumors on the stomach, and even being sent straight to limbo.

I recommended my friend the Chugolos Chug as it made me ridiculously ripped. Unfortunately her eyes started falling out and there are tumors on her chest.