Chungatron

A deadly creature who’s asshole can be classified as a weapon of mass destruction. Chungatron’s roommates are in ground zero and once believed a cannon was fired but it was just his asshole blowing them a kiss. Chungatron’s mortal enemy is a smelly creature that lives in the marshes, he is immune to flatulence so chungatron’s main attack has no effect. Luckily chungatron is like Godzilla and is a Freind of humanity unlike the marsh monster. Unfortunately the marsh monster has many secret weapons his most powerful being the I’m gunna tell on you card. The most powerful card in the game it sucks the fun and joy out of anything and will only be played by a creature that is NOT for the boys.

roommates:*shoot out of bed to the sound of a cannon* omg guys we are late what time is it.
Chungatron: guys I didn’t hear anything and the cannon doesn’t go off for another 30 minutes I think it was just my ass.