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churg

1. When a woman is giving a deep-throat blowjob, the man urinates at full force.

2. Essentially the reverse of definition 1- when a man is eating a woman out, she does the same.

John: Dude, I just totally churged Cassie last night.
James: Oh, so THAT'S why she's been coughing all day!

Bruce: Anyone wanna get churged?
Girls: We do!! What's a churg?

by The Sex Maestro April 1, 2008

39πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


churg

A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.

Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!

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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


churg

Someone without any uncles
Prone to acting churgishly - lying and generally moping around uselessly
Derived from Uncle Crackers

Jesus Christ was a churg

by Chris Atkin November 7, 2006

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Churg

A shortened way of saying chicken burger.

Would you like to go and grab a churg with me?

by the.bish January 16, 2020


Churg

Cum that is yellow, very viscous and smells horrible.

β€œDude, my mom found my Churg jar.”

by Chunk Bucket April 19, 2021