Church Night

An event happening every Sunday night in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town) where locals pay tribute to the holy week that they just spent by getting way too drunk.

" I'm working tomorrow morning at 7am but I don't care, it's Church Night tonight. Let's get shit-faced! "

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wednesday night church

The absolute worst way to spend your Wednesday night.

John: I'm going to Wednesday night church today, wanna come?

Me: I would, buy I'm too busy doing something fun.

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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"