Cincinnati Quarterback

When a guy doesn't shower for months and collects a huge amount of dirt and sweat in between his legs. When he gets sucked off, he leans back and puts the girl in a headlock, giving her two huge lines of black, smelly sack dirt under her eyes, resembling a football players face paint under his eyes.

"Man:wanna play football?"

"Women:sure baby"

"Man:your the Cincinnati Quarterback"

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