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When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.
Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.
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Tactfully placing a fresh fecal deposit on your victim's windshield prior to a snowstorm.
When they come out and defrost their vehicle the next morning, they will be greeted with a Cincinnati Sunrise. 🌈
Dude, I just left the new principal a Cincinnati Sunrise.
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