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Someone you could watch all day long, as referenced in the Benny Benassi song "Cinema." Similar to a Wonderwall, but with more emphasis on the pleasure of looking or staring, and not necessarily how you feel about that person otherwise.
"You lurking that girl again, Bro?"
"Yeah, man, she's a true pyt. She's my cinema."
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a person who is deeply devoted to only seeing movies at the cinema (movie theater).
"Hey do you want to go back to my house and watch Harry Potter Part I with me?"
"No, I practice cinemaism. We can go see Part II together when it comes in theaters!"
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Someone who is annoyingly overdramatic, or the act of being overdramatic and hysterical.
He broke up with you, get over it, don't be so cinema.
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Verb ~ Visiting a cinema and/or watching films.
"I'm cinemaing tonight, want to come with?"
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The act of having sex while you get one of your friends to watch from a closet. The broad involved musn't know of the secret observer.
-Dude, Amy wants to get drunk tonight and mess around afterwards. You down for a cinema?
-You know it!
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An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
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