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When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".
She got mad after I gave her the Circle of Life last week.
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To grab a feline, usually a cat or other said feline shaped creature, and using both hands hold it up as high as you can as done at the beginning of The Lion King.
"why are you bringing your cat Athena up the mountain?"
"What better place to Circle of Life her?"
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Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.
Earlier today I was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.
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When you cum so hard, it comes out her nose, then circles back into her mouth.
Dude, I came so hard last night it completed the Circle of Life.
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When a man give himself oral pleasure, thus creating the circle of life. Also known as, Circling yourself
I walked in on Tommy and he was giving himself the Circle of Life.
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Players gotta play and haters gotta hate...
Steve and Jenelle are players... Amber is a hater... they are both fulfilling their respective roles. This is the Circle of Life
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1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"
Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.
Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.
Larry: So simple, yet so badass.
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