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To remove the foreskin off of the penis.
That guy was circumcised!
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A term for E-cig users: The act of taking off the bridge and wick of an atomizer to making direct dipping easier.
"I circumcised my LR510 atty, now dry hits aren't so bad"
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Doctor: Would you like me to circumcise your newborn?
New Mom: Hmm, should I?
New Dad: What? Maul his cock? Ah fuck it, go ahead...
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To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.
"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."
"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man
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What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.
Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.
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a guy whose penis has had the skin cut off of it.
"Yo man, where the rest of your dick?". "Don't know, I was circumcised when I was a baby."
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