City Sports

City Sports: sit-ee spawrts Noun: 1. A pricey chain of urban stores that blurs the line between athlete and spectator by offering apparel for safe-urban-convenience-kids-sports or S.U.C.K.S. (soccer socks, tennis skirts, yoga mats, softball caps, basketball shorts) 2. Store for timid white urbanites that avoid adventure but still want to add "athlete" to their laundry list of personality traits on a dating site 3. The sporting goods section of Wal-Mart (see also Sports Authority, Modells, Dicks)

i.e. Was going to EMS to pick-up axes for my 3 day adventure race but instead I went to City Sports and bought a Celtics ball and an equilibrium bracelet because these items will look good in my closet all Winter, Spring, and Fall.

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