Bear Clap

a dance move performed in the nude after a shower. It involves spreading your feet far apart, bending your knees to 90 degrees and hip thrusting. The goal is to have your scrotum slap off your lower stomach and then your 'choda', making a clapping-like noise. It is usually used in the art of seduction.

In its perfect form it is done while listening to "the BearCat" by David Wilcox

"My boyfriend had the loudest bear clap ever last night, so i just had to let him nail me"

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Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears