Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

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Clark College

aka, The Thirteenth Grade. Clark College was pretty much High school with smoking but they recently banned smoking on campus. Now its pretty much a shitty college where mainly townie losers go so they dont get kicked out of thier parents houses. Occasionally it turns out a decent vocational student or the like. It is a rich, beautiful school led by a black man's George W. Bush. Who everybody dislikes. over 50 staffers have quit since his hire. It is a nuisance on the surrounding community and it is growing very quickly.

I'm a townie loser thus I go to Clark College so my parents dont kick me out of thier house.

U.C.L.A = University of Clark Local Area
U.N.L.V = University of Never Leaving Vancouver

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Lewis & Clark College

A school 10x better than Reed College. Cooler, smarter, and overall better. Yeah, that's right. Care more about the environment and have way more trees on campus. Also didn't turn out capitalists like Steve Jobs, so there's that. MONICA LEWINSKY. That's all.

Lewis & Clark College over Reed any day.