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Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome
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When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.
I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".
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Noun. A state in which someone / something conveys the quality or qualitie(s) of Jonathan H. Ryder-Clark. Common symptoms are fatigue, distress, anger, sadness, confusion, and most commonly overall un-intelligence.
"Dude wth stop doing that, you must got Ryder-Clark syndrome"
(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".
A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"
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Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.
(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....
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Based off Superman, it's the inability to notice that someone wearing glasses and that person not wearing glasses are the same person.
Kyle: Tim? Is that you?
Tim: Yeah.
Kyle: Oh. I almost didn't notice you with your glasses on.
Tim: Yep. That's Clark Kent Syndrome for you.
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