UK slang for drive by shooting as featured in JHus Common Sense song, Clartin'.
Hop in the 4x4 Dem mans go clarting off on that blood clart type pagan man
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When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.
"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"
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When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
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To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.
โIโll clart you if you come here again!โ
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When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
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