Classy Cathy

/ˈklæsi-ˈkæθi/

An unreliable older white woman full of empty promises. Blinded by her privilege and an unsatisfied need to feel useful in the world, a Classy Cathy (also known less ironically as “Clueless Cathy”) experiences euphoria when offering personal resources to those in need, but will ultimately be overwhelmed by fear of losing control and perceived scarcity mode to cancel her contract/generosity last minute. The term “Classy Cathy” is considered an updated and culturally sensitive replacement for “Indian giver”.

Her: “It’s so hot out and you look thirsty, here -have my extra jug of water”

Stranger: “Wow thanks, this will really help me get through the day with good health”

Her (5 minutes later): Hello again, I’ve decided I’m not comfortable with you having my water because I’m afraid I might be thirsty in the future and now I need you to return it.”

Stranger: “NO WAY, Classy Cathy.”

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