Clean Sex People

1.A type of individual unbeknownst to the common man that is worthy to engage in sexual intercourse on newly purchased or gently used microfiber couches due to the indelible virtue of ultra-hygienic intercourse that leaves all furniture as pure as the day it was purchased.

2. What your girlfriend wants you to be before you can have sex on the couch.

Though Gina didnt want to interrupt the passion that had arisen between she and Dick, she knew the eve would be filled with regret if she could not find a way to get off the new microfiber couch...because clearly they were not clean sex people.

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