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Cleaning The Toilet

To masturbate.

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 19, 2013

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Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...

β€œHe’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”

by Shrek710 August 9, 2019


you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017


Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009


Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".

Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.

by ccphater10 September 29, 2021